grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
You're like the curious george of whores
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
She just locked herself in the bedroom with an unopened bottle of wine and a steak knife. Unfortunately for her fingers, I stopped giving a fuck two hours ago.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
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