your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
Use "feeling words"
Yay
Boobs are out for the taking
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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