I bet he comes in French.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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