i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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