Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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