like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
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