he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
I am spending my child support on dildos
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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