i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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