Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
Real life skills section of my resume: blow jobs, food knowledge trivia, sarcasm, mascaera application, sexting, tolerance of rail liquors
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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