i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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