How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I look excited, but its just a facade.
Apparently karate chopping the fronts off all the paper towel and soap dispensers in the bathrooms isn't even frowned upon. Like even at the third bar when I fell flat on my back trying to jump kick the last one some guy just helped me up and high fived me. America.
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
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