This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
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