She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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