yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
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