maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
smell my finger.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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