I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
please don't ironically join a cult
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