I didn't shave. On purpose
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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