Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
Randomize
