well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
Oops wrong number
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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