At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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