So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
I'm not sure what's more surprising, the fact that she said I reminded her of Danny Devito, or the fact that it got me laid.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
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