He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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