My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
she pooped in my shower. pooped. woke me up and said she thought she farted but it wasnt a fart i went back 2 sleep and found it hours later. no longer hooking up w chicks my moms age.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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