this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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