He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
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