I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
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