just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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