Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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