You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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