Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
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