sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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