i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.
Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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