doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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