i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
you traded sex for a burrito?
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
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