I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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