Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
You don't make any sense
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