I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
I wish i was in the wii world.
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
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