You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
Randomize
