waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
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