IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
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