is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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