Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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