My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
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