you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
You're gonna be sprawled out basking in the sun working on your tan like a ridiculously hot iguana, and I'm gonna be here bundled up in about 72 layers just so I don't freeze my dick off looking like the Michelin man's gay cousin
i apologize, I may have called you an iguana
Mistakes were made
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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