I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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