he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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