How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
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