Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
Welp...herpes.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
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