Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
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