Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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