So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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