dude you need to get laid
me?
no, the other guy who hasn't been laid in 7 months
oh I thought you were talkin about me
wait
I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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