I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Pretty sure I just became the first person ever to use the word "boner" in a wedding card...
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
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