***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
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