Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Kirsten Dunst is sitting next to me in a bar in NYC
Tell her I want my money back for Elizabethtown.
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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