so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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