I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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