i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
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