So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
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